10. Evanescence:
This is the band that "Meat-Heads" jam in the high school weight room. Music is completely boring, boring drop D tuning garbage. Operatic woman's vocals and a fat bald guy to cut through with "Metal Rapping"? This band should not have left the "Over Priced, Trendy Goth" nightclub they were headlining at.
9. Good Charlotte:
Nothing is worse than a Teeny Bop band pretenting to be "Punk". These guys obviously took the hippest warped tour stickers of bands they don't know. and stuck them on their guitars. One of the hottest bands of their time, cut to a few years later, and all the little girls grew up and started listening to Tim Macgraw. Its a proven fact that making "Pop Music" is good for a quick dollar, then whenever your hippness with the kids dies down, you're gonna be hanging with Suge Knight and MC Hammer in a shitty Vegas strip club, trying to legitimize your career. Don't expect an induction into the Rock N Roll hall of fame anytime soon guys, I think Miley Cyrus and Simply Red have a better chance.
8. Papa Roach:
These guys started out shitty, then started wearing tight pants and teasing their hair and got shittier. All the eyeliner in the world cant hide the fact that your band sucks, a growing trend amongst teenagers and hipsters, and mid 30s' douchbags, from the looks of things.
7. Puddle of Mud:
Their name sucks.
6. Limp Biscuit:
You know Wes Boreland and the gang don't seem like half bad guys, but Douche Bag Fred Durst is in the band so they make the list.
5. Drowning Pool:
I usually enjoy Pissed off, Fat Guy music (ie. Crowbar), but this band is horrible. If I hear "Let the bodies hit the floor" one more time, I'm gonna stop renting Jason Statham movies.
4. POD:
I'm so glad these guys aren't making records anymore. If these guys were the youth of the nation, then......shit
3. God Smack:
What can I say about these guys, other than "Rip Off, Rip Off, Rip Off". The name God Smack is the title of a Alice in Chains song, I think they ripped off their "Sun Logo" from the same album. Not to mention, the hit single from their debut album rips the name off of 80's punk legends "Bad Religion". And, lets not forget, their usual demonstration of lack of musical ability; 85% of the hit song "Bad Religion" is the repeated strumming of one power cord, with lyrics straight out of a elementary school thesaurus. Pure vomit.
2. Skillet:
I remember in the early 2000s', people at school used to talk about going to this christian music festival called "Acquire The Fire". These guys were headlining. Nuff said.
1. Nickelback :
Worst band ever. I don't know whats worse, the singers whiny voice or his stupid hair. Or maybe its the fact that these guys are talentless losers, who would eat a bowl of shit on stage for a few thousand dollars, either way Henry Rollins says it best....
Honorable Mention:
Stone Sour
Hoobastank
12 Stones
3 doors down
Goodnight America.
